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Mountain High
The five men of Mtn. High are taking back the
streets with their wickedly awesome double drumming;
this sometimes turns to triple drumming, quad-guitars,
multi-bass, vocals, keys...they got it all. These
dudes dont give a fuck about anything. Wild, untamed
savagery. Try and check 'em on the live tip, they dont
care... but they will most definitely crush a slice of
pizza if you offer.
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Coyote
Coyote is four dudes from Philly and Brooklyn, uniting for a common goal of subtly raging power. Their music is totally awesome, totally nasty, and
unpredictably psychadelic. Contains members of mildly
famous bands such as Man Man, Vaz, Bottom Of The
Hudson, and Lewis & Clarke. Catch these dudes on their
website.
www.coyotetheband.com
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GANG
GANG /gang/ n.
1. A band of persons associating, esp. for criminal and/or antisocial purposes.
2. A set of tools, electronic components or circuits, oars, etc., arranged to work together or simultaneously.
3. A band of musicians interested in jams, fashion, and community.
GANG is Amanda Damron and Jaclyn McGraw, with The Big Kids (Nicole McGraw and Tim Sonnefeld). Amanda and Jaclyn provide the vocals, while the big kids administer the beats. Whether you are listening to their EP 'Guess What You'll Find...' or catching them live, take caution: you might find yourself trying out dangerous dance moves to a sound you've never heard before.
GANG blends rock and roll, hip-hop, club, dance, punk, and intergalactic madness straight from Pluto in such a way that you might say to yourself "Hey! I think this is my new favorite band!"
GANG resides in South Philadelphia, but is on a mission to bring it to the entire Universe. |
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Bad News Bats
All female doom-garage-punk-jams. Taking it curbside, and to a few street corners. |
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Phil Moore Browne
A five piece chunky, clunky, punky outfit out of Philly, PA. Bringing
you poetic rants with high energy balls! "Taggin' our gospels in
rock n' roll", we dastardly make music that will break your ankles
and drive your knees into your chest. Chimurenga Phil Moore Browne! Uprise
PMB.
philmoorebrowne.com |
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Kenneth Masters & Cramske
Created in spectacular around sound, and executed with razor sharp efficiency.
Live from a room somehweher on the second floor these are the sleeping
giants. Cramske turns the ghost of surf, soul, garage rock and be-bop
music into splendid soundscapes. Kenneth Masters weaves words into living
poetry about life, love, loss, sex, binge drinking, work, sleep, dreams,
wishes, television, hope, hopelessness, and being 20 something and at
the edge of boredom, and excitement. This is fresh. This is the new bang
bang. This is the urban legend complex. See you at a stereo nearest you.
fresh2def.net |
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King God
KingGod, beautiful like the day you were conceived.
kinggod.net |
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Dark Black
You be the judge as to whether or not these three powermongers are too
smart or too dumb to sound like the current crop (crap?) of metal bands.
Just bear in mind how pissed they got when that over-weight punk band
drank their beer... just as pissed as when Vivian Cambell started shit
talking Ronnie James or over the fact that Paul Dianno has facial piercings
now and a backwards hat. Fuck some things current. Long live DarkBlack
and their mythic history shrouded in magic mist and populated by three
wizards eternally locked in the ultimate power struggle amidst vast armies
of bugbears, lizardmen, and the occasional manticore.
myspace.com/darkblack |
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Pennsylvania Muzzle Loader
The Loaders are 4 men of various size and shape, who are currently redefining
the genre of muzac known as "beer rock". These dudes... or should I say...
"residudes", work hard, and play even harder. Fronted by two Mills bro's,
one of which is also known throughout the rock circuit as a key member
of the band Aspera, this power-duo meanders their way thru numerous
tracks of pure riffage. Check yer ass into their s/t EP, as well as some
lickage on the new "Drinking about Songs" compilation by Very Small Records.
Boo-yeah!
pamuzzleloader.com
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Bottom Of The Hudson
This man is a man of men and a man for all occasions. He conjures up
only the finest musicians from all over the world to join him in a magical
musical experience. Much like baklava, Bottom of the Hudson's music is
layer after layer of buttery, flaky, crispy, oily goodness. Sink yer little
rotten fucking teeth into some of this ear-hole filler.
bottomofthehudson.com |
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Krash Is King Shit
Kevin is a cerebral Knievel he'll knock your goddamn socks off. He has
recently acquired enough socks to become a commercial success. He's one
of those self-taught, self-teaching characters you want around when something
breaks and you it and it still doesn't work. Because you know he's going
places too, although he is also one of those people who makes drunk phone
calls to ex-lovers Kevin has the ability to accumulate a profound amount
of ash at the end of a cigarette. This is the most trustworthy sign of
skill, dedication, and concentration with regards to his arts. Kevin can
record at distances of five feet, master it so it sounds as close as 2,
and produce it so hard you no longer believe in space or time. You will
see in sound waves like he does. Perhaps the most revealing thing I can
say about Kevin is that if you were to guess what kind of beer he was
drinking, you'd say Yuengling lager and you'd be wrong.
-Allison Dobkin
krashiskingshit.com |
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Excelsior
Since fall of '97, these dudes have had an unquenchable thirst for cheap,
tasty beer. After a long, yet brief hiatus, this "quintet" has reinstated
their rocktitudes and are doing their best to bring you the foremost in
medi-r"oc"k-rity. Who knows who's really playing in this band these days,
but they stick to their name and soar "ever upwards" toward the land of
enchantment. Enjoy, if you will, a "Hot Shit Sandwich"... 22 songs, which
include their first two records and 7 unreleased songs. For the bong tokers,
try "Can We Get Some Satisfaction Up In This Piece" on for size. Da-blekum!
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Amen Booze Rooster
Amen to the booze-roosters. This "trio", or "three piece", pumps out
jams that make you wanna do an urban-freestyle-square dance while chugging
brew after brew. But seriously, this is a serious band for non-serious
peeps. Their tunes will stick in yer head much like a killer hit of acid...
constantly flashing you back into a surreal world of psychedelic colors
and aural fantasy. The Roosters feature dudes from former rock outfits
- Shake Ray Turbine, Fracture, and Ink and Dagger. Get into their
2 song 7", and wait on yer front porch, with whisky in hand, for their
full-length wax on. Ti-zot! |
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